things to do on a fridae nite

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1.  怂恿 fren to 'communicate' with boss by riverside.

2. eat dessert while waiting for dinner to start.

3. forgo healthy eating for more alcohol.

4. dissect flaws of incompetent and/or ass-kissing colleagues, ex'es, and whoever comes to mind.

5. realise tat even among three highly educated individuals, our combined vocabulary does not encompass an animal whose name begins with 'x'.

thanks guys :)  one of the best evenings i've had in ages.