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[ununoriginal]

having watched 'twilight', about 3 things i am absolutely positive:

first, robert pattinson makes an ugly vampire.

second, there is a part of me, and i definitely know how very dominant that part is, tat thirsts for the director's blood.

and third, the behaviour and reactions of the fangirls in the audience were unconditionally and irrevocably more entertaining than the actual movie.

Comments

[jackoweskla.livejournal.com]

I have the desire to go to that movie and yell out, "He's not really a vampire!" at inappropriate moments.

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

i got the urge to start hurling rotten eggs and vegetables at the screen about a third of the way in :p

[dark3princess.livejournal.com]

lol-who would you rather cast as Edward? (Asian and American:P)
Yes, I agree with the last point:P
<3

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

actually if the actors taking on the roles of james and edward reversed, i might have felt better bt the whole thing. the 3 evil vampires were like the single redeeming factor of the movie.

[seimeinohana.livejournal.com]

I thought that they made the actors a bit too pale . I know that the setting of the movie Forks, is suppose to be one of the wettest towns in US but do they really have to be that pale?

They even made Robert Pattinson ugly and he was handsome in HP4's GOF. Did you think that the actress who play Isabella Swan had a rather poor acting performance?

The novels were definitely better I think.

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

yes, the make-up was horrible, it looked entirely fake. and yes, the girl was so poorly directed - half the time it felt like she had some speech impediment.

and i also came to the same sad conclusion - the book was ironically better, so how much lower can u go?

[binmusic.livejournal.com]

I AGREE! LOL

Especially with that last part. These girls all around me were giggling and cooing over Robert Pattinson/Edward as if he really is the hottest thing to walk the earth and it disgusts me. I was so close to just throwing my popcorn at them and pretending it "slipped". Control people! There were two girls especially, MY GOD, they were saying "Ohh I want him to suck my blood" or "Oh I wish I were Bella, she's SOO lucky".

KDNHLKFNSKNUANGSNHL!!!!

And there's part two and three being filmed? KILL ME NOW.

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

mwahahahahahahahaha, the main theme in my head the whole time was WTF. half the time i had my hands over my eyes cuz watching this was worse than watching horror :p i would have been more vocal in my reactions if not for the fact tat i may have been lynched by the fangirls surrounding us.

[fairy-illusions.livejournal.com]

I think your third observation is SO true. you have no idea hahahaha :]

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

oh trust me, i sat thru the entire 2 hours, so i definitely have an idea - in fact, i had many ideas, mostly involving slaughtering the director :p

[fireflychen.livejournal.com]

robert pattinson makes an ugly vampire.

SECOND! And I remember watching the 4th Potter movie. When he died most of the fangirls in the audience were crying and sobbing their heart out.

....

I wanted to yell "Wtf is wrong with you?!" xD

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

i din't even remember wat he looked like in the other movie, so in addition to being plain ugly, he's jus... plain. lolz.

[misticloud.livejournal.com]

I've only...read about half the first book and decided I could not get through with it.
Don't think I'll spend money to watch the movie XD

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

yes, tat is the most prudent decision. can u believe they actually charged us $10 on a weekday???? i can't remember the last time i paid this much for sneaks. they are so out to cheat $$ from tween fangirls!!

[misticloud.livejournal.com]

On a WEEKDAY? I remembered I paid $10 for Koizora on Sunday and nearly fainted as it was.
That's right, wring money out from tween fangirls who go gaga over de perfect Edward XD